Monday, October 20, 2008

surreal yet so real (the continuation.)

october 20, 2008
tuesday

dear blogspot,

i'm back. with some really weird things that clouded my mind yesterday.
these are the things that i really think is weird but then people still continue doing these.

BOW DOWN, MORTALS.

what's with these really humongous bow doing in your head?
are you nuts? you used to wear that back when your mother told you to do so, now what?
you're reinvinting?
okay.
blair of gossip girl was your fashion icon nowadays. so is mariel rodriguez who was seen sporting the "IN" (?) headpiece now.
i really don't care. what just bothered me is that i started seeing girls wearing them too.
okay, it's all right if girls who can flaunt it wear these things but please, even yayas and yaya-looking girls wear the likes.
"TRY N'YO KAYANG UMINOM NG KAPE PARA NERBIYOSIN NAMAN KAYO."
i'm just hoping that we won't be dominated with yaya-looking girls wearing big bows making them look stupid and i just hope i won't hear them say:
"bow down to mi, mga idjot, mas maganda aku sa inyu"

TWILIGHT MANIA

to be honest, i'm really a twilight fan. i just love the good story.
twilight is a really famous book (soon to be a flick) nowadays.
the readers usually are the "mayayaman" type but that doesn't mean that "WE", spartan people can read the book.
that doesn't really bothers me, except for one thing: the obsession.
i just can't believe that the really really really avid fans started worshiping EDWARD and BELLA, calling them God and Goddess and even coining interjections such as OME! (as in oh my edward) and OMB! (as in oh my bella.)
that just piss me.
being a born-again christian, i'm a bit sensitive with that matter so i'm staying away from giving in to the "IN" (again?) thing for TWILIGHT FANS.

AFTER THE GAY LINGO, HERE COMES THE BROCABULARY

okay. i'm not really into this. this just make me tongue-tied.
this ia basically a male lingo.
i really don't appreciate those because im not capable of understanding those. (call me bobo if you want)
to make this short, try to visit
www.urban dictionary.com

try to look for manties, murse, douchebrags and others.


pierced as always,

piercedrockdeity



jason mraz's "MAKE IT MINE"




hello there, '80s babies, this song is really for you.

i love the song, it is so funky.

i love the saxophone which makes it cooler.

i'm digging for this song because it makes me strut some really weird moves. (think of that, hahahaha)

though the song is nice, i don't find the video(official) really that nice.

it is somewhat boring and it is not advisable to watch it when you're hostaged by boredom.

i love it because of the band. i love big bands, i just can imagine myself singing with a really big band. (beat that.)


there.


rating: 3 stars.


Sunday, October 19, 2008

akon's "RIGHT NOW"





click the link above to enjoy the video.


hey.

new song from the guy who gave us sorry, blame it on me and don't matter.

i don't really find the song very much likeable (akon's songs fall under HIPHOP, yo) but it's so catchy that i kept on humming it.

i'm not also a fan but his song are nice.

the chorus was a bit distracting though.

why the repitition?

after britney's womanizer, now akon's right now?

is it the newest trend when it comes to the lyrics?


"I wanna make love right na na na..."


i'm just wondering.

hehehehe.

there.


rating: 3 stars.

surreal yet so real.

october 19, 2008
sunday

dear blogspot,

i'm really not in a good mood.
thanks to the continuous bugging of my insans.
enough.

hey i have weird yet so true things, courtesy of MIKE UNSON:

CAMERAS

the "megapixel cameras" are the "in" thing as of now.
before we have this VGA cameras, life was simple back then, as in SPARTAN living dude.
now, we have 5 mps, 10 mps and maybe in the near future, we'll have a 500 mps cameras.maybe it would be so clear that you would actually see person's aura.
i just can imagine that.

BUYER: hey, what's the function of this?
SALESMAN: sir, when you take a picture of your friend, you would see his true color.
weird.

CELLPHONES

cellphones are essential to us nowadays.
for communication, for fun and for something else. (it's not advisable to keep a scandal in your fone)
but i really wonder why kids have these gadget too.
especially those who are in primary level.
are they that busy to call their classmates who is just a seat away?

KID : hello, we have to watch cartoons later in my house.
oooohhh, i'm soooo rich.

i just don't get that.

FRIENDSTER FAD

almost everyone keeps an account at friendster.
why? because it is a social networking site for all.
but i wonder why people create so many accounts.

GIRL: hey, add mo naman ako sa friendster.
BOY: ano email add mo?
GIRL: malditah_ako@yahoo.com
sexy_me@hotmail .com
emo_gurl@yahoo.com
tapos meron pa.
BOY: ahhh.
(the above e-add are fake)

do you have millions of friends to create such number of accounts?
duh.

EVERYTHING IS AN ACT OF GOD

we have so many interjections when we're shocked or surprised.
there's "AY", "HALA", "GOSH" and the likes.
but one thing really got me.
the "OH MY GOD" syndrome.
is it one of the hippest word right now?

at parties...

GIRL: Oh my God, si Angel yun ah, let's go to her.

at contests...

MAN: you just won P1,000,000!
GIRL: Oh my God! i won!

and even in some porn movies...

GIRL: Oh my God, i'm coming, i think i'm coming!
MAN: wait for me.


there.
that was a mouthful.
hehehehe.

'til my next collection of surreal yet so real facts.

pierced as always,
piercedrockdeity

Friday, October 17, 2008

paramore's "DECODE"





click the link above to enjoy the video.


this is kewl.

new song from the angst-driven band, paramore.

hello there, BELLA AND EDWARD FANS, try to listen to this song because this is one of TWILIGHT's soundtrack.

this song is great, the lyrics is good

paramore is such a good band, are they capable of making bad music? i don't think so.

this song quite reminds me of the ever gorgeous amy lee of evanescence.

(they sound the same right?)


"how did we get here, well i used to know you so well,

but how did we get here, well i think i know"


i love this song. it is so addictive.


anyways, this song is dedicated to my ever precocious vampire princess named

salve gina totanes.

i miss you so much.

woohoo.

hehehehe.


rating: 5 stars.

britney spears' "WOMANIZER"





click the link above to enjoy the video.


the original pop princess is back with the sexier body and svelte figure.

woohoo, this is MILF stuff, why should i blog this?



  • because she is rising again,

  • she is sexier, and

  • she is hot as ever.

okay, i grew up having female cousins(seniors) where britney was a goddess and justin timberlake was her god, so it's a no-no to switch the channel whenever britney's on mtv, it is a deadly sin.


i can still remember the good ol' days when every girl cousin sing and dance (with feelings) to the tune of britney spears a la spears' back-up dancers.


enough.


so, okay, he new song is catchy as ever but why the repitition?


"Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Wooo mannn izeerrrr "


i like the video and the melody but the lyrics was a bit distracting.


britney is back, eat your heart out christina.



rating: 3 stars.

bayani fernando is all over the metro bacolod (please pinch my buttcheek and tell me this is not true)



october 17, 2008
o9:30 pm

dear blogspot,

hey.


what is this?


first, i saw some in the public plaza, then near the lagoon and now at SILAY city?


what the eff?


BAYANI FERNANDO scattered his abominable face (by the means of tarpaulin) in our city?


isn' it it's just too early to campaign? puh-leese.


i don't care if he is planning to run for whatever position (dog style, i think?) in the upcoming 2010 elections, but please, he is ruining the spirit of masskara festival here everytime i see his not-so-good looking tarps.


please, don't allow that barbaric, non-humane evil guy to make his way here in the congress.


he is not welcome and that's it.


he might ruin our beloved place if he makes it there.


i won't allow him to put pink urinals, pink bus stops, pink overpasses and his hideous mmda arts here in bacolod.


come on, he has ruined manila (the whole metro) and now what?


PLEASE, DON'T LET THAT HAPPEN TO BACOLOD.



pierced as always,
piercedrockdeity